NSFW November: Roberta Vasquez, Miss November 1984

This randomly terrible photo of the lovely and talented Roberta Vasquez, Playboy‘s Miss November 1984, makes “1984” scary in new and grotesque ways.

To answer the question we’re all asking: 40D. (the wiki.)

She was a cop in real life and also played one in Clint Eastwood’s The Rookie. I think that centerfold picture is terrifyingly ugly, I’m not sure why it got the nod, unless the editor was one of those guys who fantasizes about women hurting him — not emotionally, I mean, like crushing him to death during sex or something — but she looks better in some of these other shots.


I think this is the nicest one of the lot, but I guess it’s a little too late to vote, huh?

Almost all the pictures from that shoot don’t really look like her, she looks kind of crabby and a little scary. Maybe the photographer was a jerk for the interior stuff. But whoever did the outside work brought out her smile. See how much nicer?

As a final thought, Roberta Vasquez cares deeply about your health. Please watch her workout video and enjoy some retro aerobics. I admit to not watching the whole thing, but I’m sure it’s chock full of good solid nutritional advice and up-and-up shit like that.

So sweet of her to take the time, right?? I tell you. Beneath those mammoth mammaries beats a heart of gold. This girl is a giver, you guys. God bless her.

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7 Responses to “NSFW November: Roberta Vasquez, Miss November 1984”

  1. Alan L Says:

    I would like to see do playboy again the women in there is too much fakeness in there

  2. mike Says:

    roberta vasquez is all woman nothing fake about her i would like to see what she looks like now

  3. donkey Says:

    Roberta is the hottest playmate ever if you ask me freaking 40DD breasts that are natural and a sweet bush all this on top of such beautiful brown skin honestly I dont think a woman can possibly be sexier than this.Too bad you just dont see women looking like this in publications/internet anymore.Thank god this was what was out there when I was younger because they for sure developed my taste in women.Nowadays younger men are dreaming of fake plastic crap too bad for them.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    I’m not into spanish women,but i would date her.

  5. American Cheese Says:

    roberta vasquez is all woman nothing fake about her i would like to see what she looks like now

    http://www.facebook.com/people/Roberta-Berthold/736902903

  6. mark Says:

    It’s a shame about the centerfold—but at least it displays her breasts nicely

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