Holy mother effing heck

I am calling the mayor with both hands! Everything in this joint is nutella-related. It is both a restaurant and a store. There are locations in Italy (Bologna), Frankfurt, and that’s all I can find so far but I’ll keep you posted….. I’m wiping away tears of joy that such a thing exists. It’s like Our Lady just reached down and kissed my forehead, I swar to gar.

the Cappy: it is a glimpse of heaven
Christopher Rouxbin: heaven does exist!
Jonohs: That’s a lot of hazelnut.

Way to kill the spiritual mood, Jonohs.

If you’re not a godless heathen and would like to know more, here is an Italian PDF telling you all about the Bolognese location. There are also locations in Frankfurt and in the works for altre citte. Check it out on the official UK and U.S. Ferrero websites.



Photo by Jordan Smith of He Cooks, She Cooks, who modified Giada de Laurentiis’ Chocolate-Hazelnut Ravioli to make Nutella Wontons for Valentine’s.

Perhaps you are all like, “What’s nutella?” Oh, my heavens, I swan. Exactly what the fuck is wrong with you?! You just fall out of a tree to earth?? Quick history.

Nutella® spread, in its earliest form, was created in the 1940s by Mr. Pietro Ferrero, a pastry maker and founder of the Ferrero company. At the time, there was very little chocolate because cocoa was in short supply due to World War II rationing.

So Mr. Ferrero used hazelnuts, which are plentiful in the Piedmont region of Italy (northwest), to extend the chocolate supply.

Mmm… just … I need some time to myself now. Excuse me. Carry on!

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6 Responses to “Holy mother effing heck”

  1. blissbait Says:

    lived on boat in greece
    mornings: coffee, nutella
    delicious mem’ries

    Moment of silence please….. 🙂

    Thanks for the ‘heads up!’ and Cheers!

  2. jnanarama Says:

    That’s awesome. More awesome is that I was, too, on the edge of blogging about Nutella the last few days, and didn’t. Mostly because all I had to say was that dipping those crusty Melba toasts into it after you’ve quit Weight Watchers is the best way to get rid of them. You know, short of the direct route to the trash, but we’re thrifty.

  3. panda eraser Says:

    brian only learned about nutella recently. tell me that his ignorance regarding this gift from god isn’t a legitimate cause for marital strife.

  4. E. Says:

    I’d say it’s down the list of things worth divorcing over!

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