Daily Batman: Kitteh-lady’s tips for waking up in the klink

Tips for waking up (or, if you prefer, “coming to”) to discover you have done something, seemingly while asleep or just before getting there, which has landed you behind bars:

  • Stretch before you stress.
  • Okay. Now assess.
  • Are you well-dressed?
  • “Shit, yes, I must confess!”
  • Then there’s not really going to be a long-term problem, here, is there? Someone who likes pretty kitties is bound to come along and bail your tail out of county jail soon enough. Why worry? Go back to sleep.

    “Been in lock up more times than the neck tattoo fairy.” — Achewood

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