Catastrophic day

Today in my life all hell broke loose, I lost blood and tears and years of my life I can never get back, became much poorer, and paced several football stadiums.

Today, I have smelled the wrath of god in the sulfur taint of the gutter water, and the incessant humming of locusts has dogged my every step. I should have stayed the fuckety fuck-well in bed.

Also I am pretty sure that it rained frogs. Maybe check the news on that, but I’m almost positive that it rained frogs. In my goddamned heart.

Big ups to Gorgeous George and the Gentleman for their time and parts. Don’t let my horrible, crushing depression fool you: I am super-grateful for your help!

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