Movie Moment: Bratz (2007)

I didn’t actually see Bratz (Sean McNamara, 2007), but these stills, brought to you by the Nostalgia Party community on the lj, make me wonder if I am missing out. (Click any of them to enlarge.)

Since, like I said, I have not actually seen this movie — I just love campy eye candy when I am feeling down and as soon as I saw these pictures I gasped in genuinely uplifted joy — I have put these subtitled stills in the order that I think makes the best story. I have a feeling it is not their intended narrative chronology. But don’t correct me if you know better; let us all enjoy the illusion.

So, to wrap it up: this movie might be terrible. I do not know. The stills are great. This I know. And for heaven’s sake, Kim Morgan Greene, call a bitch, because I think I just may love your wonky over-Botoxed face ’til Kingdom Come!

Final thought: from the Bratz extras DVD feature.


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3 Responses to “Movie Moment: Bratz (2007)”

  1. unknowntheartist Says:

    I’m a real girly movie chick and this was, while colourful, not greatly acted. It made me want to hella-shop for colourful clothes and accessorise ’til I was blue in the face. The songs are okay but one of the girls doesn’t mime very well. All in all, definitely a movie to watch just for Jon Voight’s prosthetic nose.

    • E. Says:

      Prosthetic nose?! That seriously sounds amazing. That tips the balance clearly over in to campy candy-colored fun. Sold! Thanks for the recommendation!

  2. chainedandperfumed Says:

    Wow this movie looks fantastic.

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