Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Depress the door handle in the usual manner

via oddlyspecific.

Just go ahead and bum that door handle right out:

  • “Door handle, did you ever stop to think about how we are all going to die and start from the moment we are born?”
  • “Door handle, Rolling Stone reports that Nickelback is back in the studio* and looking to record a new album.”
  • “There are so many doors that open automatically now. I think they work on sensors and advanced technology. Man. How does that make you feel, door handle?”
  • “Door handle, Mozart was only 35 when he died. What have you done with your life so far? Would you say you’re proud of your accomplishments?”
  • Open, sesame!

    *As far as I know, a falsehood. God is gracious.

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