Flashback Friday — Advice: NSFW Sophia Loren schooling on true sexy glamour edition

This entry originally appeared on Nov 20, 2009 at 10:55 a.m.



I think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in you or it isn’t and it really doesn’t have much to do with breasts or thighs or the pout of your lips.



A woman’s dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.

Hey, models and movie starlets of today! Want to be a timeless, beautiful, glamorous international sex symbol like the world-famously gorgeous Sophia? Ms. Loren sez: eat something. If you are confused about how to eat and need help getting started, she even has cookbooks to help you along.

Final thoughts on eating and sexiness from Sophia:

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.

and …


Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

Do it for the curves, ladies. Feel free to keep us posted on your progress!

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8 Responses to “Flashback Friday — Advice: NSFW Sophia Loren schooling on true sexy glamour edition”

  1. Rincewind Says:

    oh god how much I love this woman, she is the ultimate girl to be honest.

  2. John Salisbury Says:

    In the late 70s, me in my mid-20s, I got a job in the art department of a ladies’ clothing retailer. It was a dream come true, I mean having seen the movie “What’s New Pussycat?” at a suggestible age I dreamed of being surrounded by beautiful women every day, but my boss surely hired me because he really really hoped I was gay. With the pretense of grooming me for a non-existent assistant-director position, we went on a tour of all the stores in this small Midwestern chain, staying in nice hotels, in separate rooms if you please.
    At one location the store manager was this smokin’-hot Italian-American woman and I could not help myself, I asked her if she’d join us for dinner. She said she’d love to, and she steered us to her family’s Italian restaurant. As I tucked into a plate of spaghetti she said,
    “I love a man with an appetite.” My boss fumed darkly and I knew then my chances for advancement in the company were dashed. I was never to see the woman again.
    Some months later my boss (who had at one time been a female impersonator, did a great Marlene Dietrich) called me into his office, bade me sit down. Do you remember what’s-her-name, from which-ever store (I’ve lost the memory of these details)? Yes yes I said. She’s dead.
    He went on talking but I couldn’t hear what he was saying. There was no reason for telling me, I could have spent the rest of my life not knowing. It was pure spite.

  3. Chris Sheridan Says:

    Thank you! Ms. Loren was and is astoundingly sexy and beautiful!

  4. Agung Richard Elvon, S.H. Says:

    Reblogged this on Agung Richard Elvon and commented:
    awesome….

  5. Via Salaria Says:

    Ex-prnstitute and former porn-extra…

  6. Sagans Official Says:

    Reblogged this on Ararya Ruhur Estungkara.

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