Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking news — Cars apparently have sex


The sentient car has found love, and some jerk goes and bashes it. Is it any wonder the machines rise against us?

So that’s a Thing.

Look out for all those gayass cars out there, dudes. Don’t let them sell you organic locally grown leeks or get married or some shit: it totally cheapens the deep bond of love and committment found only in a traditional marriage between two straight cars. … And leeks are not in season in July. Amateur hour.

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One Response to “Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking news — Cars apparently have sex”

  1. Original Funhouse Says:

    Fuschia spraypaint in a Yugobash? This is definitely Skynet.

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