Daily Batman: A salt is no joke

Okay, that’s a decent diner joke, but I have another: you hold up the saltshaker.

“What’s this?” you ask your dining companion.

“Salt,” they say.

You hold up the saltshaker with one hand and, using the other, hold the knife from your place setting against its side. “What’s this?” you ask.

They don’t guess. You say:

“A salt with a deadly weapon.”

You’re welcome.

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One Response to “Daily Batman: A salt is no joke”

  1. xkawai Says:

    xkawai reblogged this on a pilgrim's progress and commented: upon reading this, i got out of bed, grabbed the necessary goods from the kitchen, & regaled my apartment with that gem. good times.

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