Okay, that’s a decent diner joke, but I have another: you hold up the saltshaker.
“What’s this?” you ask your dining companion.
“Salt,” they say.
You hold up the saltshaker with one hand and, using the other, hold the knife from your place setting against its side. “What’s this?” you ask.
They don’t guess. You say:
“A salt with a deadly weapon.”
You’re welcome.
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The Thought Experiment 
November 6, 2011 at 9:02 pm |
xkawai reblogged this on a pilgrim's progress and commented: upon reading this, i got out of bed, grabbed the necessary goods from the kitchen, & regaled my apartment with that gem. good times.