Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking news, this time it’s personal — An e-man you can trust

These are insane computer time’s we live in. Wow.

15 chords?! Girls Like A Boy Who Plays Music!

To say nothing of my love of tackos, movies, and cartoons. But my breasts are only a “nice” size, versus “large,” per se. I hope this doesn’t mean I don’t get in on that hot “did not ever go to jail” action.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking News — this time it’s personal, “Send in the clones” edition

(Send in the clones. There ought to be clones.)

Baby, when you talk about eukaryotes, you know you send me straight in to my S phase! Won’t you please take me to my Hayflick Limit? Ow! P.S., You misspelled “dependents,” geek. My football captain boyfriend and I are pointing at you and laughing.

Aw, I’m just kidding. I’d tumble for a biology dork long before an athlete. Don’t tell the squad.

Breaking News — This time it’s personal: Looks not important edition

Also, not that it matters, but if you have freckles, fingernails longer than 1/4″, or had any type of orthodontia done between 1993 and 1996, GTFO. (Winter of 1996 “okay” if just retainer at bedtime.) Anyway. Open-minded dude over here, simply lookin’ for any ol’ gal.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking news — this time it’s personal, “Tiki Bob’s” edition

She did warn him.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking News — this time it’s personal, “Not gay” edition

He’s having surgery to get rid of the noise. What more do you want?

The man is clearly secure in his heterosexuality. Why do people even keep bringing it up?

I know I am a softie, but I do think this is another sad case. I even hope it is a joke. What if someone had That Much going on in their head? I hope not. I hope no one does.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking News — this time it’s personal, Lonelyhearts edition

No cheating skanks.

Money-grubbing whores okay.

Seriously, I feel really badly for this guy. He must have been deeply hurt to feel justified in such a personal attack on someone he once loved. Bad news bears all around.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking News — this time it’s personal, Attack of the killer tomato edition

via the duty on the tumblr.

It is a long time to carry such a burden.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking News — this time it’s personal, Nickelback edition

Anyone who hates Nickelback enough to take out a personal is someone I could seriously see myself in a relationship with.

Just kidding. If you are organized enough to place an advertisement in a mainstream newspaper, you’re too sane to want anything to do with me. Trust me.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking News — this time it’s personal, Time travel edition

I’ve only done this once before.

If only I had seen this next week. But it’s too early now.