Posts Tagged ‘anal prolapse’

It happens: prolapsed egg roll

October 15, 2009

So I’m eating this egg roll just now that I’d broiled up all hot and crispy in the oven because the microwave is for suckaaaaaas, and the sides were crispier than the bottom, and the tightly packed roll of ground meat and vegetables started to fall out of it, still compacted and tubular in shape. The first thing my gross brain thought of? “Whoa, looks like a prolapsed anus.”

Nice.

(Here is an accidentally handy visual aid, a “before” shot; I was seriously taking a picture of myself eating an egg roll for totally separate reasons when this happened.)

Anal prolapse. That’s the first place my mind goes. Lovely. Is there a name for what’s wrong with me? I mean it. Do these sorts of things happen to anyone else, or am I just That Lucky?