This is such a lame jokey reference, and yet I laugh each time.
Bruce: Where will you go? The circus must be halfway to Metropolis by now.
— Batman Forever (1995).
My daughter watched me do this one, and she said, “Strange words that you typed.”
“Strange? They’re not strange, what do you mea — oh, because they’re in a language you can’t read?”
She looked at me like I was Grimace from Ronald McDonaldland and said slowly, “Yes. Because of that.”
“That’s a programming language. It’s called HTML.”
“What does that mean?”
“‘Hypertext markup language.’ It tells the internet what to do.”
“You tell the internet what to do?”
“Yes, I am the boss of the internet.”
She digested this for a moment then shook her head. “No. No, you wouldn’t be.”
Sick burn.
