Breaking News: Drop everything and wake the neighbors

Tom Brokaw knows about this, right? Say he knows.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Beware of kitty edition

There are more people on this earth who believe in reincarnation than do not. True story. Count them.

This liberated space is by way of introducing today’s Blake, which I know it is crazy I have not got around to that One Particular Poem about striped big cats just yet. I can’t believe the weird oversight of it. Someone take back my useless degree, please.