Posts Tagged ‘Bratz’

Daily Batman: It’s Batman. On An Elephant.

March 12, 2010

It’s Adam West. On an elephant.


(Image caption reference from long-previous post. I told you it would appear again and again.)

Pachyderm-it-up,
pachyderm-it-in;
let me begin
I came to win,
battle me, that’s a sin …

Movie Moment: Bratz (2007)

January 12, 2010

I didn’t actually see Bratz (Sean McNamara, 2007), but these stills, brought to you by the Nostalgia Party community on the lj, make me wonder if I am missing out. (Click any of them to enlarge.)

Since, like I said, I have not actually seen this movie — I just love campy eye candy when I am feeling down and as soon as I saw these pictures I gasped in genuinely uplifted joy — I have put these subtitled stills in the order that I think makes the best story. I have a feeling it is not their intended narrative chronology. But don’t correct me if you know better; let us all enjoy the illusion.

So, to wrap it up: this movie might be terrible. I do not know. The stills are great. This I know. And for heaven’s sake, Kim Morgan Greene, call a bitch, because I think I just may love your wonky over-Botoxed face ’til Kingdom Come!

Final thought: from the Bratz extras DVD feature.

Yep.