Posts Tagged ‘Clueless’

Movie Moments: Clueless (1995)

November 3, 2009

Been busy with Miss D today. I’m not even here! Auto-posts comin’ atcha live all day.

Cher: That’s another thing, Tai. We have to work on your accent and vocabulary. “Sporadic” means once in a while. Try and use it in a sentence today.
(several minutes later)
Josh: Be seeing you.
Tai: Yeah — I hope not sporadically!

Heather: It’s just like Hamlet said, “To thine own self be true.”
Cher: Hamlet didn’t say that.
Heather: Ha. I think I remember Hamlet accurately.
Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn’t say that. That Polonius guy did.
Josh: (laughs)
Clueless, 1995.

Unlikely G: Travis Birkenstock tardy acceptance speech edition

September 9, 2009

“I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and, last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins, without which….I’d never be tardy.”