Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: The cost of loving

October 28, 2011

I’ve gotten intercourse for far less, but, then, I’m a girl.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Wait, what?

October 26, 2011

Wait — what?

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Reasonable suggestion

October 23, 2011

Ladies: if it’s your first time and you’re wondering if you’re drunk enough, the answer is no, you are not. Drink until you’ve forgotten how to wonder things.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Thus is life

October 22, 2011

So it goes.

Daily Batman: We hold these truths to be self-evident

July 4, 2011

via Comically Vintage on the tumblr.

Don’t listen to the crackpots, kids.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking news, this time it’s personal — An e-man you can trust

April 28, 2011

These are insane computer time’s we live in. Wow.

15 chords?! Girls Like A Boy Who Plays Music!

To say nothing of my love of tackos, movies, and cartoons. But my breasts are only a “nice” size, versus “large,” per se. I hope this doesn’t mean I don’t get in on that hot “did not ever go to jail” action.

Daily Batman: Batman City

January 21, 2011

Comic by H. Coldwell Tanner, via iheartbatman.

Daily Batman: Deeaaaaaaad

December 25, 2010

The classic.

Breaking News — This time it’s personal: Looks not important edition

December 15, 2010

Also, not that it matters, but if you have freckles, fingernails longer than 1/4″, or had any type of orthodontia done between 1993 and 1996, GTFO. (Winter of 1996 “okay” if just retainer at bedtime.) Anyway. Open-minded dude over here, simply lookin’ for any ol’ gal.

Movie Millisecond: A nice bag of tricks

December 13, 2010

Newman’s Own Christmas List.

via tocaptureyou on the tumblr.

The Young Philadelphians (Vince Sherman, 1959).

Unlikely G and Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: God bless Bob Barker

December 12, 2010

(Please do.)

Major happy birthday wishes to superfly dope-fresh Unlikely G, Mr. Bob Barker. Never been a huge game show guy but I love the dude.

American readers might know that Bob Barker, the longest-running host of a game show ever (The Price is Right — one of my sorority sisters cleaned house on that show), ended every episode of his show with the sign-off line, “Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered,” a tradition his replacement after retirement, comedian Drew Carey, has continued. Thus I have a long association of spaying and neutering with Bob Barker. It’s an honor most would call dubious but I have a feeling that he would probably be quite happy with it. And today he turns 87!

Top five things you might not know about this gentle silver G:

  • Grew up on a reservation in South Dakota.
  • At 73, became the oldest MTV Movie Award recipient, winning Best Fight for his golf-course brawl with Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore.
  • Bowed out of longtime hosting duties for the Miss USA and Miss Universe Pageants when his request that the organization stop giving fur gifts was denied.
  • Gave $5 million to the Sea Shepherd Conservation for the outfitting and secret launch of a ship (since renamed the MV Bob Barker) which interdicted the Japanese whaling fleet.
  • Has two notorious beefs: a) with the Qualla Boundary Cherokee over their treatment of bears in their zoo, the long public fights over which have resulted in Chief Michell Hicks threatening to ban the rabble rouser and PETA from the res; and b) with formerly close pal Betty White over the relocation of an elephant from Los Angeles to a sanctuary in San Andreas.

    It seems argumentative and counterintuitive to fight, but if I have learned nothing else from the rap world, it is that BAMF’s gotta have beefs, and you must admire someone tenacious enough to keep up an argument with a fellow bad-ass like Ms. White. They are both good people who are genuine friends to animals, and I predict they will patch it up, if they have not already.

    So send a big birthday wish in to the universe for Bob Barker, an old school Unlikely G from way back!

  • Daily Batman: Jig is up

    December 9, 2010

    via davereed.

    Way to give it away, Best Western. Sheesh.

    Daily Batman: the little Robin has a holiday package to share

    December 8, 2010

    via fyeahbatman on the tumblr.

    Burt Ward goofin’. I am planning a Green Hornet post where I’m going to talk about an incident between Ward and my darlingest bamf Bruce Lee on the Batman set, but for now just enjoy this provocative pose from television’s take on the irrepressible Boy Wonder. (And if you’re feeling particularly gleeful and trashy, pick up Burt’s autobiography. It’s a hoot.)

    Mean Girls Monday: Genesis

    November 29, 2010

    Daily Batman: Sk8 or die edition

    October 28, 2010

    Normally I hate it when people do stuff for attention but I support this guy completely. It takes some stones to do that. I like it. Something about his face is less self-aware than I’d expect. Maybe in the backstory he is doing this for charity because he has a huge heart in addition to nice thighs. (Just come with me, okay?)

    Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: ¡Ten cuidad!

    October 6, 2010

    Look out for pool sharks.

    Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: I’m getting mixed messages, here.

    October 1, 2010

    So, is that a “Happy Friday?” Or … what?

    Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Steve Martin’s tour ideas leaked

    September 30, 2010

    Girls like a boy who plays music.

    via buzzfeed. Click to enlarge.

    If you love Steve Martin and you know it, clap your hands. An O.G. Unlikely G from Way Back.

    Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Depress the door handle in the usual manner

    September 26, 2010

    via oddlyspecific.

    Just go ahead and bum that door handle right out:

  • “Door handle, did you ever stop to think about how we are all going to die and start from the moment we are born?”
  • “Door handle, Rolling Stone reports that Nickelback is back in the studio* and looking to record a new album.”
  • “There are so many doors that open automatically now. I think they work on sensors and advanced technology. Man. How does that make you feel, door handle?”
  • “Door handle, Mozart was only 35 when he died. What have you done with your life so far? Would you say you’re proud of your accomplishments?”
  • Open, sesame!

    *As far as I know, a falsehood. God is gracious.

    Daily Batman: We all act like dicks, sometimes

    September 25, 2010

    via comicallyvintage on the tumblr.

    I’m going to give Batman a little leeway on this one. In his defense, the dude is under a lot of stress. I’ve seen Superman be a way bigger dick, way more often.