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Wednesday Wednesday: Everyone’s a critic!

October 21, 2009

Gary: Don’t you want to help me realize my vision?
Wednesday: Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities.
Gary: Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.

Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides; you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims … especially Sarah Miller.
Amanda: Gary, she’s changing the words!
Wednesday: And for all these reasons, I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

Wednesday Wednesday: Very grave.

October 21, 2009


Joel: Poor Debbie. She was sick.
Wednesday: She wasn’t sick. She was sloppy.
Joel: What do you mean?
Wednesday: If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught.
Joel: How?
Wednesday: I’d scare him to death.
Joel: No — no you wouldn’t.