Posts Tagged ‘michael keaton’

Daily Batman: Movie Moment — Batman Returns

March 22, 2010

Batman Returns (Tim Burton, 1992). Screenplay by Daniel Waters.

Steamy couchy times with the Bat and the Cat. Who would predict, and what is that like?


SELINA
Well? Was “Vicki” right? About
your difficulty with duality?

BRUCE
If I said yes, then you might
think me a Norman Bates, or a Ted
Bundy type … and then you might
not let me kiss you.


SELINA
It’s the so-called “normal” guys
who always let you down. Sickos
never scare me. At least they’re
commited.

BRUCE
Then you’ve come to the
right lonely mansion.


BRUCE
I … never fool around on the
first date.

SELINA
Me neither, on the second.


BRUCE
So. What’re you doing three dates
from now?

Kicking some ass in the sewers.

All screencaps courtesy youdodoodletoo on the photobucket. Many hearfelt thanks!

Daily Batman: It happens, Michelle Pfeiffer as Selina Kyle edition

November 27, 2009

Every now and then it happens that a kitteh-lady is wired a little differently in the heat-between-the-upstairs-downstairs department.


“It’s the so-called ‘normal’ guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they’re committed.” — Batman Returns (1992).

Freak fetishes. They are a Thing.

Daily Batman: Vain Vicki Vale edition

November 24, 2009

Oh, my god. Now is not the time to lie about your weight, Vicki Vale.