Posts Tagged ‘personals ad’

Breaking News — This time it’s personal: Looks not important edition

December 15, 2010

Also, not that it matters, but if you have freckles, fingernails longer than 1/4″, or had any type of orthodontia done between 1993 and 1996, GTFO. (Winter of 1996 “okay” if just retainer at bedtime.) Anyway. Open-minded dude over here, simply lookin’ for any ol’ gal.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking News — this time it’s personal, Lonelyhearts edition

July 27, 2010

No cheating skanks.

Money-grubbing whores okay.

Seriously, I feel really badly for this guy. He must have been deeply hurt to feel justified in such a personal attack on someone he once loved. Bad news bears all around.