Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking news, this time it’s personal — An e-man you can trust

These are insane computer time’s we live in. Wow.

15 chords?! Girls Like A Boy Who Plays Music!

To say nothing of my love of tackos, movies, and cartoons. But my breasts are only a “nice” size, versus “large,” per se. I hope this doesn’t mean I don’t get in on that hot “did not ever go to jail” action.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking News — this time it’s personal, “Send in the clones” edition

(Send in the clones. There ought to be clones.)

Baby, when you talk about eukaryotes, you know you send me straight in to my S phase! Won’t you please take me to my Hayflick Limit? Ow! P.S., You misspelled “dependents,” geek. My football captain boyfriend and I are pointing at you and laughing.

Aw, I’m just kidding. I’d tumble for a biology dork long before an athlete. Don’t tell the squad.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking news — this time it’s personal, “Tiki Bob’s” edition

She did warn him.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking News — this time it’s personal, “Not gay” edition

He’s having surgery to get rid of the noise. What more do you want?

The man is clearly secure in his heterosexuality. Why do people even keep bringing it up?

I know I am a softie, but I do think this is another sad case. I even hope it is a joke. What if someone had That Much going on in their head? I hope not. I hope no one does.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking News — this time it’s personal, Attack of the killer tomato edition

via the duty on the tumblr.

It is a long time to carry such a burden.