Posts Tagged ‘prizes’

Monocle Monday: Cracker jack idea

July 11, 2011

Am I smoking banana peels or has it been, like, fucking forever* since we had a Monocle Monday?


This card was found in undetermined vintage Cracker Jack boxes, along with the advertised Sport Monocle, I assume. Not to be confused with a formal monocle — god, can you imagine? Tea and crumpets, what a faux pas That would be.

*I’m sorry for the king-sized cuss, but the situation of “forever” being infinite, rendering me nowhere near correct, called for a modifier to distance myself from the hyperbole, and “fucking” was the best one. Skip the beating and just take my lunch?