Posts Tagged ‘puns’

Daily Batman: A salt is no joke

October 29, 2011

Okay, that’s a decent diner joke, but I have another: you hold up the saltshaker.

“What’s this?” you ask your dining companion.

“Salt,” they say.

You hold up the saltshaker with one hand and, using the other, hold the knife from your place setting against its side. “What’s this?” you ask.

They don’t guess. You say:

“A salt with a deadly weapon.”

You’re welcome.

Asked and answered: Mitch Hedberg heroism edition

March 3, 2010

Band of heroes — that is some super protection.

Asked and answered question in re: belts and the true nature of the unsung savior.


R.I.P., M.H.

(photograph via ali-sin on the tumblr.)