Posts Tagged ‘sign’

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Wait, what?

November 5, 2012

Wait. What?

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: All things end

November 2, 2012

Nothing lasts forever in the cold November rain.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: The cost of loving

October 28, 2011

I’ve gotten intercourse for far less, but, then, I’m a girl.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Per mi amico, the Cappy redux — If only edition

October 27, 2011

Geez, if it were that easy, I’d already know what the Cappy’s baby smelled like and have kissed his wife with embarassing effusion on both cheeks in person.

Hippo birdie, old friendoh and brotha from anotha motha. I hope it was full of everything you deserve. Just wish I could’ve been there to wish you happy birthday in person. It’s like, where is this button??

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Wait, what?

October 26, 2011

Wait — what?

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Reasonable suggestion

October 23, 2011

Ladies: if it’s your first time and you’re wondering if you’re drunk enough, the answer is no, you are not. Drink until you’ve forgotten how to wonder things.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Thus is life

October 22, 2011

So it goes.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: PSA — Fire in the disco

October 4, 2011

It’s all like, “Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa.”

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Unnecessary scare quotes, bathroom etiquette edition

October 3, 2011

New feature: Unnecessary “Scare” Quotes.

See? You know what I’m talking about. The ones that make the sentence weird and everyone starts to feel uncomfortable. Submissions wanted. Send them to me on the fb.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Open season

October 1, 2011

Heyo. Get bagging.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Reasonable expectations

September 30, 2011

You’re probably not expecting to drown today.

…Unless you are Wade the Duck from U.S. Acres.

Obscure 80’s reference of the day*: check. I’m ready to write for Family Guy now, dudes! (Family Guy slam of the day: check…)



*Slap my fanny and call me Annie; U.S. Acres, aka Orson’s Farm in the UK, is apparently back.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Smiley face

July 11, 2011

That explains the smilling faces.

Concerned that drugs from Medicap Rx are too corporate? Consult your neighborhood unlicensed pharmaceutical representative about 100% organic, area-sustainable alternatives. Shop local, kids.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Are you doing this?

July 9, 2011


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Are you doing this? Are you taking this advice? I’m not. I need to work on that.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Be aware

July 7, 2011

Perfect.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: That settles that

July 6, 2011

The hell you say.

It’s difficult to say exactly when in every sense the hut graduated to a fully-constructed building. Great anthropological leaps forward: pizza evolves, man.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking news, corset edition

May 31, 2011

Lingerie suffrage has taken a giant leap forward.


Taken by me. Portland, OR. October 31, 2008.

There are a couple of possibilities here.

“Just in corsets, vote.” (Only vote in corsets.)

“Just in — corsets. [And remember to] Vote.” (Referring to upcoming election.)

But my favorite is:
“Just in: corsets vote!” (We now live in a truly inclusive democracy.)


1939.

To answer your next question, they vote as independents. They don’t support either of the major two parties’ agendas. Free thinkers, corsets. Not like stockings, those slaves to the Man (eye roll). Tiresome parrots of right-wing media outlets, them.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Keeping the ghosts inside us alive

May 30, 2011

Happy Memorial Day.

Close-up.


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Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Fear and love

February 7, 2011


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Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Gas wars

February 6, 2011

PSA: No kung fu, no exceptions.

Aw, man. My katana totally matches my purse.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Textual healing — no explanations

December 21, 2010


Jerusalem, Israel.

No explanations. Do not try to explain. Not here.