Posts Tagged ‘this time it’s personal’

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking News — this time it’s personal, “Send in the clones” edition

January 15, 2011

(Send in the clones. There ought to be clones.)

Baby, when you talk about eukaryotes, you know you send me straight in to my S phase! Won’t you please take me to my Hayflick Limit? Ow! P.S., You misspelled “dependents,” geek. My football captain boyfriend and I are pointing at you and laughing.

Aw, I’m just kidding. I’d tumble for a biology dork long before an athlete. Don’t tell the squad.

Breaking News — This time it’s personal: Looks not important edition

December 15, 2010

Also, not that it matters, but if you have freckles, fingernails longer than 1/4″, or had any type of orthodontia done between 1993 and 1996, GTFO. (Winter of 1996 “okay” if just retainer at bedtime.) Anyway. Open-minded dude over here, simply lookin’ for any ol’ gal.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking news — this time it’s personal, “Tiki Bob’s” edition

August 2, 2010

She did warn him.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking News — this time it’s personal, “Not gay” edition

July 28, 2010

He’s having surgery to get rid of the noise. What more do you want?

The man is clearly secure in his heterosexuality. Why do people even keep bringing it up?





I know I am a softie, but I do think this is another sad case. I even hope it is a joke. What if someone had That Much going on in their head? I hope not. I hope no one does.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking News — this time it’s personal, Nickelback edition

July 25, 2010

Anyone who hates Nickelback enough to take out a personal is someone I could seriously see myself in a relationship with.

Just kidding. If you are organized enough to place an advertisement in a mainstream newspaper, you’re too sane to want anything to do with me. Trust me.

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: Breaking News — this time it’s personal, Time travel edition

July 24, 2010

I’ve only done this once before.

If only I had seen this next week. But it’s too early now.