Daily Batman: Whom do you love with bonus Simpsons choices

Hello, kids! Whom do you love?

Sideshow Bob!

How much do you love me?

With all our hearts!

Today’s show promises to be a marvelous celebration of the human spirit. But first, I regret to say I see a youngster who looks troubled. What’s your name, young man?

Bart Simpson, sir.

Well, Bart, perhaps we can shed some light on your problem in a new segment exploring pre-adolescent turmoil. I call it, “Choices.”

(“Krusty Gets Busted.” The Simpsons: Season 1, Episode 12. Original airdate April 29, 1990.)

Liberated Negative Space o’ the Day: I ain’t never been cool

(“No, I didn’t; I was never cool.”)

Teevee Time: the Simpsons — Six of one …

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“Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming.” The Simpsons: Season 7, Episode 9.

Teevee Time: Simpsons category Inaugural Edition feat. plea for help

Woo-hoo! (Homer voice)

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Oh, my goodness, dudes. The classes for the credential program into which I’ve been busting my ass to get accepted during my absence from the journal are so right-hand-to-Jeebus insanely expensive that I’d seriously sell my blood if I hadn’t been turned down in the past.* Anybody got any far-fetched ideas that are “so crazy they just might work” as to money-making schemes that don’t involve illegal activities or door-to-door knife sales (I consider those two things on a par)? I am taking ideas.

*Tragically true story.