Per mi amico: Jonohs edition

Rooney: What’s the score?
Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin’, nothin’.
Rooney: Who’s winning?
Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears.
— Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

(this is the 100th post. balloons and confetti just fell on all of us!)

Unlikely G

Megan Mullally, making a face that is simply g as hayull.

If I was that close to Ferris Bueller and he was wearing those fricking awesome specs, I wager I would have a pretty smug expression on my face, too.

“I’ll be there wearing the wifely uniform while he looks through me, right through me; waiting to say, ‘Good evening, dear, I’m pregnant–what’s new with you from downtown?'” –Rosemary, “Happy to Keep His Dinner Warm,” How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying.